dearpercocet:

striderepiphany:

bisexuael:

i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word

Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?

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margotrobbiesbf:

champagnepadre:

anybody who over 5'5: I hate ur giraffe looking, shrek jumbo size, t-rex looking, palm tree looking musty ass

need a stool? I couldn’t hear you all the way down there

violetfin-hskin:

kaitobromota:

imagine going through your tumblr experience only knowing komaeda as the fingers in his ass guy. imagine not knowing all the canon things komaeda as done. dude blew up his school to prevent a test from happening. tried to shoot a god. played russian roulette with 5 bullets. threatened to completely disintegrate an entire island. babysat a bunch of maniac kids for basically no reason. cut off his arm. is an absolute gay disaster

THE FINGERS IN HIS ASS GUY DID WHAT

unclefather:

facebook users: buy this makeup that i sell

instagram users: try this flat tummy tea

tumblr users: 

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daiseokkie:

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

tane-p:

pynki:

loboselinaistrash:

writingonjupiter:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

mamadragon404:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

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You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

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You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

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Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

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There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!


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Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

They also sent me this; which was super cool

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*slams reblog button*

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

@judiops

eeli-ah:
“ chaeronaea:
“ hyundaimovietheatre:
“ tinderfinds:
““I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians” ”
wholesome
”
“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read
”
How are y’all missing the best part, “I’m funny, I’ll...

eeli-ah:

chaeronaea:

hyundaimovietheatre:

tinderfinds:

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

How are y’all missing the best part, “I’m funny, I’ll make you laugh and nut. Probably at the same time.”

thoodleoo:

idea for a classics podcast: get a bunch of people together who learned greek mythology at some point in their life and kind of remember it but have mostly forgotten it, and then try to get them to recount stories from greek mythology with only their vague recollection to guide them. as they attempt to piece together the story, they’ll likely end up with something that sort of resembles the original myth but with a bunch of weird differences, thereby creating new traditions in the vein of the greek bards of old

i’ll call it “homer? i hardly know her!”

pettyartist:
“ mild-cherry-pepci:
“ livelaughlacroix:
“ ok-fandom:
“I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
”
I raise u
” ”
A challenger approaches…
”

pettyartist:

mild-cherry-pepci:

livelaughlacroix:

ok-fandom:

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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I raise u 

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A challenger approaches…